fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me


why do homework when you could do me


#you signed the contract mr baggins


I want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out




id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass


my new life motto tbh


my new life motto tbh


its hard to be attractive when youre not


Pierce the Veil - Million Dollar Houses


Pierce the Veil - Million Dollar Houses


but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"


The crossover parody of Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissors hand and even Harry Potter. It was the series of illustrations that kickstarted my DevART gallery into a crazy fandom of weird stuff. 

Top to Bottom:

01. Don’t I know him? - Mrs. Lovett reveals Todd’s rival - Edward Scissors hand 

02. Don’t I know you? - Snape get’s the closest shave from Todd. 

03. Todd and Mrs. Lovett decides to get pampered in Edward’s salon. 

04. Harry Potter the Boy Who Lived, dies in the hands of Todd and Mrs. Lovett/Bellatrix Lestrange. 

05. Flashback reveals Todd’s encounter of a certain Pirate. 

06. Jack Sparrow learns of Davey Jones’s fate at Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies. 

07. Damsels in distress and the boys gather round to save Mrs. Lovett and Johanna from Barbossa. 

08. Todd discovers dead man do tell tales. 

09. Jack and Mrs. Lovett escapes to Pelegostos Island for their date. 

10. Todd reunites with his supposedly dead wife. 

Super Kawaii Cute Cat Kaoani